Trish

You're all going to get spammed, honestly. I totally stole this from Tifa and sin_nom |D?

Standard "how's my driving" meme here.

Comment with any questions your character has for mine that they can't ask and have honestly answered IC, or, with ways I can make my playing better/if you just think I'm absolutely amazing at life.

You've reached Trish at Devil May Cry, sorry I'm not here right now. I'd say leave a message, but Dante is a horrible answering machine. So, just call back later!

Trish isn't cool to have text messaging.

Lord Aizen, Dante and Sol Badguy have been eliminated. May I request going back now for future instructions?

[ locked to Dante and Sol ]

... Hey, you two.

Can I ask you guys to lay low for a while? I have one more thing I gotta take care of before I head over there. I think I owe Sol a date and ... I have to repair the side of the shop, huh? Whatever, I'll make someone do it.

[ locked to Grimmjow ]

Hey, jackass, I'm on my way back. You better not have done anything stupid while I was gone.

ATTENTION, SOL BADGUY AND DANTE SPARDA

I would have thought that the two of you would be smarter than to piss off Lord Aizen. Unfortunately, you chose not to listen to his warnings and I have to deliver the message personally. See you soon ♥!

[It was too familiar - the zombies, the undead, just the general idea of killing everything that came in her path. She was hidden in one of the inner sanctums of Grimmjow's fraccion chambers. She wasn't really social at the moment, Dante and Sol had shaken her. It was as if she had a life before this, and it was trying to break free.

Plus, Grimmjow would annoy the shit out of her if he found her in this mood.]

Today, I walked in on Grimmjow having a bath.

Today, I also realized why we don't have towel racks in Hueco Mundo; hollow holes are not suitable replacements for bathroom fixtures. Then he expected me to use the same one after he was done scrubbing the inside of him, ass.

[ooc; all this pictures fault B[]

Grimmjow, I'm taking your bed! Have fun with the Fraccion quarters. And don't bitch about it either, it makes you look like a damn girl in front of the other Arrancar.

[ooc; :| you anger Aizen, this is what you get. She's brainwashed into thinking that she's part of Grimmy Kitty's fraccion and she remembers no one.]

Why are all men such fucking idiots? Get a clue, dipshit.

Dante, get your lazy ass out of that chair - we're going to the Fire Nation for some debt collecting. Don't make me take Vergil or even the kid. Got it?

just got a call from patty's mom, going to save patty.

Why the hell do people want to go through this on a daily basis? Argh. I think I ended up doing ... something - I think I punched a larger demon in the face and then I - I don't even remember.

Happy birthday to me.

[It's filled with static, with reason. There's a lightning blue cackle on the misty ground, where several youkai are on the ground, twitching. There's a bigger, more bulky blue demon with horns on his body. Trish doesn't look amused, in fact, Trish looks like she's going to fucking kill someone.]

Dammit, why can't you all just get that you're out of your leag-

[But she doesn't get time to finish before he just picks her up and throws her against a wall. The beatings continue like that, as if she's letting him do it. Much to the complains of b-boss - something happens. After he hits her one more time and raises his fist to finish the job, but a glowing yellow hand stops them. The voice is demonic- and you can barely see a clawed hand breaking his arm.]

I told you, you're out of your fucking league.

[O-oh shit, Boss is mad. It's barely seen, but all it can be seen are streaks of yellow lightning that is practically decimating this guy. She punches up and he goes soaring in the air, and she jumps up to meet up. There's static for a moment before a thud and the demons body makes a crater - cutting off the feed.]

Yuusuke, babe? This place is amazing. I totally have a posse of Youkai as my bitches ~ it's like having Dante's that actually do stuff. ♥!

Going to the Makai in Yuusuke's world to hang with some demons; it'll be fun to try and take on different types.

Have fun sorting the whole Lady thing out ~

So, with Dante/Mrs. Trish here, I thought that I would set some ground rules of what not to tell him what I've been up to. Nor is that sparkly new red and black bike is not his, really. It's mine. All mine.

✯ Those two Harleys I wrecked trying to fight that demon, and crashing them into the front of the shop! I think I fixed that up just right.

✯ Nor did I throw a desk at Vergil's head while he was living with us. I also did not throw my hairdryer in the shower while Vergil was in. Or even go out of my way to make sure that Vergil fell on his face when he tried to get stuff!

✯ That virus where they both thought that I was "Mommy"? That too. I did not let two grown men snuggle me, either.

✯ Keep the fact that I took that job for Tyki for free and kind of pissed off this guy called The Earl Of Millennium. That would be great.

✯ That whole thing where Sparda and I thought we were married? Yeah, lets keep that Oregon Trail thing on a strictly "That did not happen".

✯ I do not want to ride his Dad like a stallion, nor do I want to hit it with the fist of an angry God.

✯ That I kissed Agnus. Actually, tell him that - I want to see if ends the guy.

[locked to those that knew about the whole self-destruct thing.]

Lets keep that thing where Mundus put a self-destruct thing on me on the dl too, guys. I don't want to send his savior complex to go into overdrive. ♥

Why is everyone such a pussy?

Agnus, tell me where the hell you are so that I can kiss you on a Dare.

They grow up way too fast.

Hey, so I really couldn't tell this to your face Dante, but ... I'm sorry. I couldn't control Nelo Angelo, and it must have sucked to have to kill him. I shouldn't have plotted you two against each other. That said, I was the one that had to retrieve Vergil after he fell off the tower. I've kept that a long time away from you, and I shouldn't have. You were a great best friend, like a big brother - maybe more, I dunno; your dad is kind of hot.

Speaking of, sorry Sparda for taking your guns. They're on Dante's table in the front room - I hope I did Luce and Ombra justice.

So, uh. You'll probably never see this - which is good. I wouldn't want you to blame this on yourself, or take that hero complex that you could never save someone that had your mother's face. Mundus probably didn't expect me to live this long, but hey it was a great run.

Uh. Yeah.

Oh, and treat Lady right - promise? She's a great lady, and I would hate to haunt your ass for fucking it up. Don't let Archer around her either or the Ice Queen.

... and thank Dark for me, will ya? Tyki too.

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Trish.

[ooc; 8O After this post all her unlocked posts will be open. Which means you can find out that she's just a clone of Eva, worked for the Prince of Darkness and has an iyaaan so big crush on Sparda. This all goes along with the plot that Mundus always planned for her die eventually! 8O she's currently hanging out in a biker bar, if you want to go see her and/or stop it.]

... Two weeks before my free vacation! I wonder what I should pack - or better yet, wear? Dammit where to go before I leave too?